- Me: I should brush my hair....
- Me: That requires effort though.....
- Me: -Looks in purse.....Stares for a minute....opens it a little bit.....-
- Me: Nope, can't find it. Oh well.
IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN
take this picture down immediately
Ohhhh, silly silly. That’ll never happen. This is Tumblr.
I sang this in the tune of that song….
what really sucks is when you know you should be doing something but physically cannot bring yourself to do it no matter how important doing that thing is
Like the two essays I have to write..plus the 1:20 minute long speech.
I already think I’m stupid enough….I don’t need to hear all of you telling me how dumb I know I am. Yes. I’m aware that I’m not intelligent, thank you for the reminder.
You tell me all the time how ‘fat’ you are and how ‘ugly’ you think your face is but god damnit you’re half my size and you’re the one that always gets the attention. For just a moment think about how that might make me feel? I’m aware I’m a bigger girl, that’ll never slip my mind, but hearing you call yourself fat and then turning to me, purposefully trying to cover your tracks by calling me skinny, makes me want to punch your lights out…
Perhaps I don’t have your talent.
Perhaps I don’t know that much about anything.
Perhaps I am going no where with my life.
Perhaps it’s all a lie.
But I don’t need to be reminded every fucking god damned stupid fucking day about my fucking insecurities and my fucking faults.
So just shut the fucking fuck up and leave me the fuck alone.
I don’t mean to complain, really, but you can only keep things in for so long….
Finishing homework at 4am
that is the most accurate reaction gif to describe this. I cannot stop laughing.
the only people who call me cute live 500 miles away
The one thing that Supernatural never kills off and is perhaps the most important piece of equipment they have….
The 67 Chevy Impala…..
You’re a worthless sack of shit Miss. Finch. It’s a wonder you have any friends. :) <3
this is my favorite internet phenomenon that i have experienced since i joined tumblr three years ago.
I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies.
I love girls who have clean, tight grammar
Now that’s sexting…
There’s a book sitting in front of you.
In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it?
Hell fucking yeah
Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.
read it so you know what order to murder people in
Read it so you can write down what they say on post it notes and leave it where they’ll find it just to mess with their heads.