- teacher: what happened? you've never failed. i'm disappointed in you, you don't even hand in work anymore.
- me: sorry.
- parents: you don't appreciate anything.
- me: sorry.
- friends: you're too depressing.
- me: sorry.
- ex: i never could really love you.
- me: sorry.
- mother: have you gained weight?
- me: i don't know, sorry..
- everyone: stop being anti-social, stop being lazy, stop screwing around, grow up, stop attention seeking, stop bitching, stop, stop, stop.
- me: sorry....
Wednesday May 5 @ 10:33pmfav
I’m willing to watch that horrible movie just over this sappy feelgood stuff.
THIS IS THE SWEETEST FUCKING THING
I’VE BEEN ACCEPTED TO RUSSELL SAGE COLLEGE! So happy and proud and excited and OH MY GAWWWWD! I’m going to COLLEGE guys. It’s real. It’s seriously happening. Oh my god. I need to start making lists of things to bring. Shit! I need to start buying shit for my dorm! HALP! Anyone wanna inbox me suggestions?
Wednesday May 5 @ 10:29pm
Saturday May 5 @ 12:01pmthis tweet alone has restored my faith in Amanda Bynes.
Saturday May 5 @ 11:55amm33wlin:WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?
seems legit
woops
IM ACTUALLY CRYING
Saturday May 5 @ 11:53amImagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
He would be my worse nightmare….
Wednesday May 5 @ 10:36pm
But here’s my dog tag. Adopt me maybe?
Wednesday May 5 @ 10:31pm
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