I chase cars and listen to music too loud.

A rock ate my toe…..I was merrily walking home, minding my own business whilst the imaginary...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:47:35 -0400

A rock ate my toe…..I was merrily walking home, minding my own business whilst the imaginary monkey in my head drank tea and told me of his adventures to Narnia when this ROCK comes out of NO WHERE and BITES OFF MY FUDGING TOE! I’ve decided to name him Dr. Fred and will not be going to him for assistance any time soon. e.e

Tales Of A Senior Girl: 8

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:45:24 -0400

Okay. So. Graduation is Friday. Tomorrow I’ll be finishing up some financial aid business then going to watch a movie. Cleaning my room is coming along….slowly…..My stress levels have gone from ‘oh my god panic panic panic!’ to ‘okay…..I need to do this this this and go here to do this then drop that off to go here and do that thing then with this and that there goes then dsakjguiwgjkshafioashgasbkjnsauivhawg’ It almost doesn’t register anymore. Except it does…..Damn.
My hair is thinning out! I don’t like that. It’s not fun…..It’s icky…..

kid-with-a-penis: whatshehassaid: thefogofwar: lastknownwriter...

Tue, 28 May 2013 20:34:07 -0400

kid-with-a-penis:

whatshehassaid:

thefogofwar:

lastknownwriter:

F.

I love how 90% of the reblogs are spn blogs but there’s no comments. It’s like

LAUGHIGN

REBLOGGING JUST FOR THAT GIF

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Tue, 28 May 2013 20:32:49 -0400

I'm Chinese, so I wonder if non-Chinese understand

Tue, 28 May 2013 20:31:00 -0400

itslikethatfrenchthing:

salvadorolliesout:

superjellycake:

mydollyaviana:

that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.

but OP how could you not tell them the best part

“hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”

I—

thelizcloud: polish man needs to calm the fuck down

Tue, 28 May 2013 20:29:26 -0400

thelizcloud:

polish man needs to calm the fuck down

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Tue, 28 May 2013 20:20:24 -0400

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Tue, 28 May 2013 20:18:36 -0400

bulletproof-hatred: life is hard when you’re an ugly girl that likes cute boys

Tue, 28 May 2013 20:11:03 -0400

bulletproof-hatred:

life is hard when you’re an ugly girl that likes cute boys

Tales of a Senior Girl: 7

Tue, 28 May 2013 20:09:57 -0400

So, I do believe I shall pass this year. Perhaps not with the best of grades but with good grades. And then it’s off to college! Wooo!

Okay, on a serious note here. OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO BE GOING TO COLLEGE IN LIKE…THREE MONTHS! I’M GUNNA DIE! OH MY GOD! WHAT DO I DO?! WHAT DO I BRING?! WHAT IF I GET LOST ON CAMPUS! FEELING LIKE A HEADLESS CHICKEN RIGHT NOW! HOLY SHIT! OH MY GOD! HALP!

P.S., I’m prone to overreactions, in case you never noticed.

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Tue, 28 May 2013 20:00:55 -0400

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Tue, 28 May 2013 20:00:18 -0400

malcobb: #a brain surgery without anesthesia would hurt less...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:44:14 -0400

malcobb:

#a brain surgery without anesthesia would hurt less than this.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 22:43:01 -0400

tessaviolet: tessaviolet: So i thought i might try something...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:40:51 -0400

tessaviolet:

tessaviolet:

So i thought i might try something new and compose a song on ukulele and i wanted it to be a cute love song that went like “here’s a song on ukulele i’m sorry i’m not very good at ukulele but i love you blah blah blah” but then i remembered that i’m not very good at ukulele so here’s the best i could do.

THIS AGAIN. HA. (please praise me this is the best thing i’ll ever write).

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Wed, 22 May 2013 22:39:02 -0400

teacher: what happened? you've never failed. i'm disappointed in you, you don't even hand in work anymore.

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:36:03 -0400

teacher: what happened? you've never failed. i'm disappointed in you, you don't even hand in work anymore.
me: sorry.
parents: you don't appreciate anything.
me: sorry.
friends: you're too depressing.
me: sorry.
ex: i never could really love you.
me: sorry.
mother: have you gained weight?
me: i don't know, sorry..
everyone: stop being anti-social, stop being lazy, stop screwing around, grow up, stop attention seeking, stop bitching, stop, stop, stop.
me: sorry....

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Wed, 22 May 2013 22:35:21 -0400

weepinghumans: fav

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:33:09 -0400

weepinghumans:

fav

dysphorik: lickypickystickyme: I’m willing to watch that...

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:31:56 -0400

dysphorik:

lickypickystickyme:

I’m willing to watch that horrible movie just over this sappy feelgood stuff.

src

THIS IS THE SWEETEST FUCKING THING